A hipster boy in my class accused my partner of using font that was too “comic sans-y” in his work. Get over yourself.
I’m completely aware that every Evergreen student will be horribly offended by The Dictator. I loved it though. It was a wonderful satire. It even pokes fun at the “feminists, vegetarians and immigrant-huggers.” (Ebert’s words)
Sorry for laughing so hard.
I’m watching The Muppets.
Alone. In my pajamas. On a Thursday morning.
"Okay, I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of extraterrestrials. But I can tell you if there had been a top secret meeting and if there would have had to have been a discussion about it, it would have taken place in this room."
— Obama
IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
(via cunt-drunkula)
5 Reasons To Break Up With A Scorpio
1. Scorpios’ jealousy issues are legendary—basically, don’t expect to be able to have any friends.
2. You will never know how you truly feel because a Scorpio will constantly manipulate your emotions.
3. They are capable of cutting you down and tearing you up like no other. RUN AWAY!
4. Scorpios are so deceptive and secretive, you’ll only know what they want you to know.
5. Minor arguments turn into major brawls with a negative, rigid Scorpio.
(via fightoffyourdarling)
I’m about to take the rare sleeping pill and get a good night’s sleep. I always have really intense dreams when I’m home. Hopefully I’ll remember some of it, and share if it’s appropriate.
Hah, just kidding. Like I care about being appropriate.
This scares the living shit out of me. My dad is a captain of a ship like this. I dunno how this happened, but AHHH
(Source: 99deadbaboons, via fucksquirrels)
it’s on my bucket list to get burned by a cigarette. I know how fucked that is. We’ve all got our things.
(Source: -killerqueen, via curlyhipsters)